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Topic: Goodbye Rex |
Twig the Wonder Kid
Operative |
posted December 18, 1999 08:43 PM
 
You will recall that, somehow, the slippery Joe Annis managed to
escape his appointed hour and a sacrifice was denied us.
We know that its gonna take some tangible offering to summon
Grant Morrison down from his multi-dimensional universe into ours so
I hereby offer my dog Rex to be ritually killed for all our sakes.
I must assure you that I have discussed this in depth with Rex
and he is fully consenting.
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Rex
the Wonder Dog
Initiate |
posted December 18, 1999 08:45 PM
I would consider it an honour.
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ianjones
Myrmidon |
posted December 19, 1999 10:31 AM
Canine Snuff Video please.
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Citizen Smith
Operative |
posted December 19, 1999 05:50 PM
Hey, a dog is for life, not just for sacrificing at
Christmas...
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Naraoia
Operative |
posted December 19, 1999 09:17 PM
Is he called Rex so he can be a standin for the Corn King?
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Sandfarmer
Operative |
posted December 20, 1999 03:05 PM
We won't forget you Rex.
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Ganesha
Myrmidon |
posted December 20, 1999 03:14 PM
Rex who?
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Tom
Archon |
posted December 20, 1999 09:30 PM
<THERE WAS A REALLY POINTLESS MESSAGE HERE>
[This message has been edited by Tom (edited December 21,
1999).]
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Citizen Smith
Operative |
posted December 21, 1999 12:08 AM
What has that, my esteemed Archon, got to do with the price of
fish?
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Tom
Archon |
posted December 21, 1999 11:06 AM
Arse biscuits. I posted to the wrong arsing forum. Who's the
moderator here!?
Oh.
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grant
Operative |
posted December 21, 1999 05:56 PM
Our Archon isn't covering his tracks any longer.
There's a war in heaven.
Quick, kill the dog!
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ianjones
Myrmidon |
posted December 21, 1999 07:17 PM
When will it die?
And How?
(thrown out of windows is traditional in my house.)
Shall we write poems?
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Citizen Smith
Operative |
posted December 21, 1999 07:24 PM
How about dosing it with Key 23 then sticking Post-It notes with
messages like "lamp-post", "another dog's arse", "bitch" and
"postman" on passers-by, and watch it get kicked to death as it
alternately tries to eat, fuck, piss on and sniff the sphincters of
people.
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Naraoia
Operative |
posted December 21, 1999 08:34 PM
I say you can't beat the classics. Get Rex a couple of bitches and
all the porterhouse steaks he can eat for thirteen months, make him
wear flowers in his hair, then take him to the local Pyramid of the
Sun (your kitchen table will suffice) and cut out his heart with a
sacrificial knife (or one of the electric carving things).
Oh dear, I feel a bit queasy, now...
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Naraoia
Operative |
posted December 21, 1999 08:36 PM
Oh... I can't keep doing this. Much as I love the idea of a
sacrifice, wouldn't Grant Morrison run away in horror if he read
this thread? We all know how he feels about his cats.
Hey, I just realized! When he killed off Animal Man's family, he
most specifically spared the cat, but not necessarily the dog. He
even left a can of food and a can opener out for T.C.
Pardon my moment of fandom. The point is clear.
Rex must die.
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Fairweather Nihilist
Initiate |
posted December 21, 1999 09:13 PM
Tom deleted a message by Johnny not-on-the-spot. She came back after
all this time to get fucking censored.
I bet he wipes this one
too. Fascist.
I thought he believed in free speech!
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Ganesha
Myrmidon |
posted December 21, 1999 10:25 PM
Somebody shoot the dog.
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Tom
Archon |
posted December 22, 1999 12:08 PM
Hey calm down kids. The message that has been replaced by "There was
a really pointless message here" was a message posted by ME (in the
wrong topic no less). Noone else. I don't recall having deleting
anyone's posts at all except multiple posts and occasional dead
threads that haven't been looked at for for than a couple of weeks -
and I certainly never delete or edit for censorship reasons (noting
the exception (heretofore unused) that I have the perfect right to
delete other people's messages that may get me into legal trouble).
And trust me - if I were going to, I would get rid of posts that
(without any justification at all) called me a facist.
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Naraoia
Operative |
posted December 22, 1999 07:27 PM
Hey, Twig, when you were applying for Rex's password, what did you
put down for his personal information?
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Johnny7
Operative |
posted December 23, 1999 03:35 PM
Am I the only person in the entire Nexus with just one
identity?
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Topper
Operative |
posted December 23, 1999 04:48 PM
Oh, wait. I forgot about this one. What a boring, pointless waste of
bandwidth this identity is.
- Johnny 7
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70sman
Initiate |
posted December 23, 1999 04:49 PM
Ive only got one identity.
Although it has just been
restarted.
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Topper
Operative |
posted December 23, 1999 06:37 PM
Just having a little post-modern fun, kiddies. In truth Topper is
both my only identity here and a pointless waste of bandwidth.
Yeah 70sman, I noticed you were back at Initiate.
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zooromancer
Initiate |
posted December 23, 1999 06:54 PM
I see Rex The Wonder Dog offering himself up for ritual sacrifice
and I wonder if I'm the only one who sees a Vertigo series in this?
Rex is put down to summon the "writer" from the multi-dimensional
plane where he lives, and as a reward, "the writer" grants him a
second life as the Earth's dog elemental. But is it really the mind
of Rex that lives in the dog's body, or does the dog elemental just
think he's Rex.
Electric stuff here. We'll get Tom Peyer and Fred Harper to do
the book. It'll be a scream! Maybe he can even cross over with
Haunted Tank.
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Rex
the Wonder Dog
Initiate |
posted December 24, 1999 02:42 AM
A comic featuring a talking dog? You crazy kids with your crazy
minds.
I must say I'm disappointed by your blood thirsty calls for my
demise. I was hoping for an honourable death, something tasteful
with lots of robes, candles and open weeping.
Would it make any difference if I mentioned that I'm actually a
cwute liddle puppy.
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Twig the Wonder Kid
Operative |
posted December 24, 1999 02:53 AM
This will be my last post until after Christmas as I'm heading up to
the Midlands for a few days (to rob ianjones's house amongst other
things). The Midlands is of course the only place to appreciate the
TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie. Noddy Holder, Wizzard and Cliff live
from the NEC.
Rex will be slaughtered in the New Year in the most creative way
possible. Until then he will be chained to my PC without food or
water and I'm taking away his email priviledges. There'll be no
Annis style escape for this pooch.
Merry Christmas one and all.
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